A Zombie Fairy Tale / Tongue placed firmly in cheek

    It's that time of year again, they are starting to show all the Easter candy ads on TV. That gets me to thinking.... 

  Once upon a time, long long ago, there was a man. People thought he was all that. However, the things he said really upset the rulers of his little area of the earth. So they had him killed. They nailed him to some wood, and stood the wood up in the ground. They killed a lot of people that way.


    After he died,  his people took him down and followed their burial customs. They wrapped him in cloth and put him in a cave burial chamber. When they came back a few days later, they found that he was gone! They thought it was a miracle.


    But what really happened is that the first zombie was created. To this day, there are celebrations of the rising of this first zombie. There is even a religion based on it! It amazes even me, and I was brought up in that religion. I can't possibly be the only one who has this point of view, can I? I know that there are web sites that sell T-shirts about the first zombie.


    It happens that the holiday that celebrates the creating of the first zombie is coming. So I hope everyone has a very happy First Zombie Day.

The Beginning of the End...?

       My Hubs came home from work the other morning, and as we talked, he mentioned that he read something on the news. Apparently, there is a substance called Bath Salts that is sold in Head Shops. People have been buying it, and smoking it.


    When they do, it turns them into real zombies. They completely lose their minds, and even become canibalistic. One "person" was even caught eating, yes, eating, someone's face!


    It's not just here in the U.S. either, He told me the news reported it was world wide. So there are people in other countries smoking this stuff and being turned into zombies.


    I have been thinking about this very hard since we first discussed it. It well and truly scares me. Could this be how it all starts? With these idiots who will smoke anything to get high? Since that really only affects the individual, some mutation or something must happen, to turn it into a virus and make it able to spread to others. How long will it be before this actually happens?


    Mark my words people. Keep an eye on the news. I know I will....