It's that time of year again, they are starting to show all the Easter candy ads on TV. That gets me to thinking....
Once upon a time, long long ago, there was a man. People thought he was all that. However, the things he said really upset the rulers of his little area of the earth. So they had him killed. They nailed him to some wood, and stood the wood up in the ground. They killed a lot of people that way.
After he died, his people took him down and followed their burial customs. They wrapped him in cloth and put him in a cave burial chamber. When they came back a few days later, they found that he was gone! They thought it was a miracle.
But what really happened is that the first zombie was created. To this day, there are celebrations of the rising of this first zombie. There is even a religion based on it! It amazes even me, and I was brought up in that religion. I can't possibly be the only one who has this point of view, can I? I know that there are web sites that sell T-shirts about the first zombie.
It happens that the holiday that celebrates the creating of the first zombie is coming. So I hope everyone has a very happy First Zombie Day.
Oh, dear! Have you kicked up and conservative dust? I thought that was funny.
ReplyDeleteThank you! And no, at least not yet. I try very hard to not be offensive or demean anyone's beliefs. Believe it or not, this is the third year I've attempted a post like this, and the first year I have the guts to actually go through with it. I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
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